Partly Facetious: Lebanese told Poodle to go to hell

"So they let Poodle in."
"If you are referring to the Lebanese government then yes he was let into their country."
"Why? I mean he can be held responsible for thousands of Lebanese deaths because he would not call for an immediate cease-fire."
"Right but the main culprit is Bush."
"Doesn't Blair have a sense of morality? A sense of what is right or wrong?"
"That kinda gets clouded when Bush snaps his fingers."
"But to be fair to Poodle it's not as if the outcome of the whole Israeli-Hezbollah affair would have been any different if UK had not supported the US in this."
"Right and that is why I can't understand why Poodle bothers. I mean he has alienated a large part of his own country people and for what? Bush's goodwill..."
"He is also trying to get some lucrative deals going in the US - this is for after he resigns or so they say."
"Right but anyway the Lebanese government did let him in."
"Amidst tight security."
"He can't travel any other way any more."
"But the Lebanese people came out on the streets in protest and said if they saw him they would kill him."
"And I heard they called him a dog..."
"Poodle would have been more apt."
"And told him to go to hell!"
"If Sharon will be remembered as the butcher of Shatilla then Blair surely must be remembered as the butcher of Qana - remember where 34 children were killed."
"But it doesn't seem to faze him."
"No and he seems to like punishment. Bush as you know travels rarely but this guy goes around the world with abuse heaped on him. Remember when he went to Russia and was told off by Putin..."
"Seems like a masochist these days."
"He sure does. That's being a neo-conservative who is not top dog."
"Who is top dog?"
"Bush and his entire Cabinet I would imagine."
"Right - so poodle just has the wrong nationality."